The investment that is divorce!

Morning Liberals,

Marcus Green here and yes I have returned! Where was I you ask? Well, simply put after atrocity that was the federal election I decided to flee the country, you notice that I didn’t say with my family, now before you accuse me of being heartless I’ll have you know that I was not permitted to take them. Why is this you ask? Well because I was not permitted to take them! Who would do such a horrible thing you ask? My wife that who! Or to be more precise my ‘ex’ wife, that’s right the bitch divorced me! Well ok fine I divorced her but is that really the point right now? No it’s not, the point is that somehow she managed to bribe the custody judge more then I did and it didn’t even cost her a cent!

So how did she do it you ask? With her ovaries that’s how! You see unfortunately Liberals we live in a day and age of enlightenment an enlightenment that comes with a great deal of ignorance. Ignorance that has us putting female judges in charge of custody battles. Why is this such a travesty I here you ask? Well because deep down every one knows that females take better care of the kids then men do, so its hard enough to have a somewhat impartial judge grant you custody when you a bloke, in fact short of bribing him (a technique which I usually employ) you pretty much stand no chance! Now take a Y chromosome into the mix and you stuck with someone is so far on the side of sister hood that short of sleeping with them (which I tired) it’s almost impossible to bribe them.

So now unfortunately I am with out kids and so will many other dads if they keep this alarming trend up but that isn’t the real problem, the real crime here is all the money I have invested keeping these damn kids over the years. Now don’t worry its not because I love them or anything superficial like that its because nothing flips off your ex wives like a keeping the kids, well its not actually the kids that bothers them, after all it just means that they have a lot more free time, it’s the fact you don’t have to pay them any child support payments (they favourite form of income!).

So here I am childless and giving the Toorak seal (see easy) far more money then I did when we were married and all I can think is “what happened to the country I left”.

Paying his Liberal dues,
Marcus Green